Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Soccer Girl Problems Part 3!

Hey ladies/men, I don't judge, it's time for round 3!

1. Bad refs. Get off my field, just go. They miss every foul even when the crowd is yelling "FOUL", and suddenly every handball, pull, and shove by the other team is not seen. Oh! And one ref in particular smells so indescribably bad. It's like an animal died in the shirt and he never washes it.

2. Drinking the night before a game.
Okay, seriously? I don't care if you like to party or whatever, but don't whine to everyone about how you're hungover. This girl on our team was so hungover, she almost told our coach.

3. "Good game" at the end. Really? You all freaking sucked.

4. TURF. Playing on turf when it's hot is like being stuck to melting cheese. Not to mention, turf gets everywhere. You pour it out of your cleats and socks, you spit it out, you pull it out of your shirt. I have a serious hatred for turf.

5. Cleats that just fall apart. The other day, mine just fell apart and they're about a year old. I had to duct tape them together with trainer's tape.


So that's all I can think of for now, I'm pretty bummed that the season's over, but indoor's starting soon! Yay!

My Latest Addiction: Popilates!

So Pilates is a pretty well-known workout guideline that a lot of people use all over the world, but I get bored by it pretty easily.

I found this Youtuber who does POPILATES. She does fun videos to hot songs right now and workouts to go along with them. One of her most famous is the "Call Me Maybe Mighty Squat Challenge" and it's a serious workout for your legs! I've tried a few today, I'll give you a rundown.

PSY GANGHAM STYLE: Cardio- this one is a keeper! It's serious cardio, you'll be sweating and working to keep up with her. I love this song too, even though I understand no Korean at all.

CALL ME MAYBE: Mighty Squat Challenge- Man, my thighs were burning after one minute. This is so nice for us thunder thigh-y soccer players.

ABS ALL NIGHT: Abs- You'll have those rocking abs after this. You will feel the burn.

So those are the three I tried today and I think this will be a really fun short workout everyday. Tell me what you all think! I am in no way sponsored by her. Her channel is blogilates.

With you, I'll always share. You can stand under my UMBRELLA-ELLA-ELLA-ELLA. Oldies are cool.

Monday, October 1, 2012

Work sucks, in Physics and real life

Hey guys! So basically I really don't like work (I work at Kumon, the reading and math center) and I just wanna shoot myself after being in there for so long. Also I don't like Physics and we're talking about work as well. But in a different scientific way.

So pros and cons of Kumon work!
P: Little kids are cute and they'll follow you like ducklings. And their outfits are generally pretty adorable.
C: They ALWAYS sniffle. No matter what season it is, it could be 120 degrees out and they still reach for tissues. However right now in the fools old corn state, it's starting to get cold. Curse winter.
P: I only work three hours, twice a week! Yeah it rocks. I heard retail and food service works six. EW.
C: It's probably below zero in the room, which makes the sniffling worse and gives me a headache. It's to the point where you could wear seven sweaters and still be cold. I wore a thick sweater today and it was cold. Brrrrr.
P: MINIMUM WAGE ROCKS! Hahah no, it sucks. The kids' faces when they get an hundred is priceless. I want to photograph all of them and scrapbook it because it is so precious.
C: I have to ride the bus and then walk some to get there. You thought your bus was bad? No. These people are creepy and reek of pot. And I cross a pretty big intersection that has NO crosswalks/walk signals. I'm really terrified of getting over.

Oh, P.S. Physics stinks. Especially hen your book weighs ten pounds at least.

Ciao for now!