Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Pinterest and Beanies!

Hey hey! So soccer season is ending and I have a lovely soccer tan, not to mention a huge bruise on the inside of my leg. We play hard, because all we do is win. Yeah, I just combined songs.

So I've been on Pinterest way too much lately and pin every cute quote, dream outfit, and pretty pair of Louboutins and earrings I see. Does anyone have a way for me to become unhooked? Pinterest is like my dream world except I don't live there.

We called off again last night, this time I'm telling you we are never ever ever getting back together. You go talk to your friends talk to my friends talk to me.

Yeah, TSwift is catchy. So what? And so tomorrow is Hat Day at school, and I've found the perfect beanie. But how do I wear it? I'm thinking slouchy sweater and skinnies. But I don't really know. I really want some cute laced-up girly boots for winter and some new Vans. I want to make them galaxy Vans, I feel like that would be so cool.

Alright I don't really know what I was trying to say here. Bye!

Friday, September 21, 2012

The Builds of Athletes: Thunder Thighs and Chicken Legs

Hey guys, long time no see! I'm still alive, but soccer is in full swing with one week left. And yes, tomorrow I have two games and I should be sleeping so this will be semi-short.

Soccer Ladies- These girls are the girls, pretty, smart, and spend twenty minutes jumping into skinnies every morning.
Pros: Rocking abs. You think you have a six pack? No. You don't.
Cons: Have you seen these legs? I might be a two in the waist but a six in the thighs. These thighs... Don't complain about thunder thighs. And calves. Man. And most of us are a little on the flat chested side, but hey, when I chest the ball there's no risk for breast cancer. Joking.

Soccer Boys. These guys, I swear. They're all soft-core druggies, either super skinny and tall or shorter and fat.
Pros: They run fast. And they're somewhat strong.
Cons: Snap. Those bones are like chicken bones. Anyone could push past them, guaranteed that they run faster.

Volleyball- Now this is a sport I wish I had done as a kid.
Pros: Majority of them are tall and skinny and equally proportioned legs, something I would love to have.
Cons: They're mostly all hoes and have drama problems. Oh wait, that sounds like the softball team. Hmmm, I wonder if they train part-season for softball.

Dancers- I'm so jealous of dancers. They're so graceful.
Pros: Uh hello? Have you heard the ideal is a dancer's legs? They have the perfect balance between muscle and leaness, something I would kill for.
Cons: They're all really short, even compared to the soccer team and the tallest girl on our team is like 5'11". And they remind me a little of a mob, you date one, you date the whole team.

Football- Hahaha dressed up soccer players.
Pros: Our quarterback is so gorgeous, it's crazy. And we've talked! Eep! Okay, sorry for fangirling. Ummm, he looks sooo beautiful?
Cons: We suck. No matter how long they practice, they almost always lose. Last year, we lost our homecoming. Homecoming is supposed to be easy! Ughh. And most of the guys are stupid players.

Tennis- Four words. Asians with shin splints.

Basketball-Hmmm. I dreamed of being a basketball player, but gave up. I can shoot a pretty wicked lay-up, if I do say so myself.
Pros: Mr. Gorgeous plays basketball too. And this one guy I used to like... Anyways, they're really good. And the coach used to be my old gym teacher's daughter who is also my favorite math teacher. Yay. And the girls are really good too, and they're nice and fairly considerate.
Cons: they're pretty notorious for their drinking. The motto is don't get caught. Not don't do it, but don't get caught.

Cross-country/Track- I can't believe I stuck with both for three years.
Pros: Large lungs. Oh yeah, that'a hot. Haha but runners have nice physique.
Cons: Shin splints are a pain in the ass. And puking up DQ is really gross, or just puking in general. The boys have a tendency to do this.

Okay well I need my sleep or else I'll play like poop tomorrow. Night y'all!

Saturday, September 1, 2012

Giving Yourself Shin Splints?

Hey y'all, I know it's been a while but soccer and school consume all of my time. Sorry! And lately a nasty cold has been going around and playing in the rain today didn't help it. But yeah today I played a double header and for the first time in history, we beat Carmel which is big. Carmel practically breeds Ethiopian lungs and legs, and the muscles of the USA, and the brains of Asia into one soccer team. So long story short, beating them was amazing.
Anyway, I was wondering if you could give yourself shin splints because I got new shin guards and they don't seem to be the problem but my shins are burning and in pain. Thanks! Bye guys, promise to write soon.