Hey ladies/men, I don't judge, it's time for round 3!
1. Bad refs. Get off my field, just go. They miss every foul even when the crowd is yelling "FOUL", and suddenly every handball, pull, and shove by the other team is not seen. Oh! And one ref in particular smells so indescribably bad. It's like an animal died in the shirt and he never washes it.
2. Drinking the night before a game.
Okay, seriously? I don't care if you like to party or whatever, but don't whine to everyone about how you're hungover. This girl on our team was so hungover, she almost told our coach.
3. "Good game" at the end. Really? You all freaking sucked.
4. TURF. Playing on turf when it's hot is like being stuck to melting cheese. Not to mention, turf gets everywhere. You pour it out of your cleats and socks, you spit it out, you pull it out of your shirt. I have a serious hatred for turf.
5. Cleats that just fall apart. The other day, mine just fell apart and they're about a year old. I had to duct tape them together with trainer's tape.
So that's all I can think of for now, I'm pretty bummed that the season's over, but indoor's starting soon! Yay!
Wednesday, October 3, 2012
My Latest Addiction: Popilates!
So Pilates is a pretty well-known workout guideline that a lot of people use all over the world, but I get bored by it pretty easily.
I found this Youtuber who does POPILATES. She does fun videos to hot songs right now and workouts to go along with them. One of her most famous is the "Call Me Maybe Mighty Squat Challenge" and it's a serious workout for your legs! I've tried a few today, I'll give you a rundown.
PSY GANGHAM STYLE: Cardio- this one is a keeper! It's serious cardio, you'll be sweating and working to keep up with her. I love this song too, even though I understand no Korean at all.
CALL ME MAYBE: Mighty Squat Challenge- Man, my thighs were burning after one minute. This is so nice for us thunder thigh-y soccer players.
ABS ALL NIGHT: Abs- You'll have those rocking abs after this. You will feel the burn.
So those are the three I tried today and I think this will be a really fun short workout everyday. Tell me what you all think! I am in no way sponsored by her. Her channel is blogilates.
With you, I'll always share. You can stand under my UMBRELLA-ELLA-ELLA-ELLA. Oldies are cool.
I found this Youtuber who does POPILATES. She does fun videos to hot songs right now and workouts to go along with them. One of her most famous is the "Call Me Maybe Mighty Squat Challenge" and it's a serious workout for your legs! I've tried a few today, I'll give you a rundown.
PSY GANGHAM STYLE: Cardio- this one is a keeper! It's serious cardio, you'll be sweating and working to keep up with her. I love this song too, even though I understand no Korean at all.
CALL ME MAYBE: Mighty Squat Challenge- Man, my thighs were burning after one minute. This is so nice for us thunder thigh-y soccer players.
ABS ALL NIGHT: Abs- You'll have those rocking abs after this. You will feel the burn.
So those are the three I tried today and I think this will be a really fun short workout everyday. Tell me what you all think! I am in no way sponsored by her. Her channel is blogilates.
With you, I'll always share. You can stand under my UMBRELLA-ELLA-ELLA-ELLA. Oldies are cool.
Monday, October 1, 2012
Work sucks, in Physics and real life
Hey guys! So basically I really don't like work (I work at Kumon, the reading and math center) and I just wanna shoot myself after being in there for so long. Also I don't like Physics and we're talking about work as well. But in a different scientific way.
So pros and cons of Kumon work!
P: Little kids are cute and they'll follow you like ducklings. And their outfits are generally pretty adorable.
C: They ALWAYS sniffle. No matter what season it is, it could be 120 degrees out and they still reach for tissues. However right now in the fools old corn state, it's starting to get cold. Curse winter.
P: I only work three hours, twice a week! Yeah it rocks. I heard retail and food service works six. EW.
C: It's probably below zero in the room, which makes the sniffling worse and gives me a headache. It's to the point where you could wear seven sweaters and still be cold. I wore a thick sweater today and it was cold. Brrrrr.
P: MINIMUM WAGE ROCKS! Hahah no, it sucks. The kids' faces when they get an hundred is priceless. I want to photograph all of them and scrapbook it because it is so precious.
C: I have to ride the bus and then walk some to get there. You thought your bus was bad? No. These people are creepy and reek of pot. And I cross a pretty big intersection that has NO crosswalks/walk signals. I'm really terrified of getting over.
Oh, P.S. Physics stinks. Especially hen your book weighs ten pounds at least.
Ciao for now!
So pros and cons of Kumon work!
P: Little kids are cute and they'll follow you like ducklings. And their outfits are generally pretty adorable.
C: They ALWAYS sniffle. No matter what season it is, it could be 120 degrees out and they still reach for tissues. However right now in the fools old corn state, it's starting to get cold. Curse winter.
P: I only work three hours, twice a week! Yeah it rocks. I heard retail and food service works six. EW.
C: It's probably below zero in the room, which makes the sniffling worse and gives me a headache. It's to the point where you could wear seven sweaters and still be cold. I wore a thick sweater today and it was cold. Brrrrr.
P: MINIMUM WAGE ROCKS! Hahah no, it sucks. The kids' faces when they get an hundred is priceless. I want to photograph all of them and scrapbook it because it is so precious.
C: I have to ride the bus and then walk some to get there. You thought your bus was bad? No. These people are creepy and reek of pot. And I cross a pretty big intersection that has NO crosswalks/walk signals. I'm really terrified of getting over.
Oh, P.S. Physics stinks. Especially hen your book weighs ten pounds at least.
Ciao for now!
Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Pinterest and Beanies!
Hey hey! So soccer season is ending and I have a lovely soccer tan, not to mention a huge bruise on the inside of my leg. We play hard, because all we do is win. Yeah, I just combined songs.
So I've been on Pinterest way too much lately and pin every cute quote, dream outfit, and pretty pair of Louboutins and earrings I see. Does anyone have a way for me to become unhooked? Pinterest is like my dream world except I don't live there.
We called off again last night, this time I'm telling you we are never ever ever getting back together. You go talk to your friends talk to my friends talk to me.
Yeah, TSwift is catchy. So what? And so tomorrow is Hat Day at school, and I've found the perfect beanie. But how do I wear it? I'm thinking slouchy sweater and skinnies. But I don't really know. I really want some cute laced-up girly boots for winter and some new Vans. I want to make them galaxy Vans, I feel like that would be so cool.
Alright I don't really know what I was trying to say here. Bye!
So I've been on Pinterest way too much lately and pin every cute quote, dream outfit, and pretty pair of Louboutins and earrings I see. Does anyone have a way for me to become unhooked? Pinterest is like my dream world except I don't live there.
We called off again last night, this time I'm telling you we are never ever ever getting back together. You go talk to your friends talk to my friends talk to me.
Yeah, TSwift is catchy. So what? And so tomorrow is Hat Day at school, and I've found the perfect beanie. But how do I wear it? I'm thinking slouchy sweater and skinnies. But I don't really know. I really want some cute laced-up girly boots for winter and some new Vans. I want to make them galaxy Vans, I feel like that would be so cool.
Alright I don't really know what I was trying to say here. Bye!
Friday, September 21, 2012
The Builds of Athletes: Thunder Thighs and Chicken Legs
Hey guys, long time no see! I'm still alive, but soccer is in full swing with one week left. And yes, tomorrow I have two games and I should be sleeping so this will be semi-short.
Soccer Ladies- These girls are the girls, pretty, smart, and spend twenty minutes jumping into skinnies every morning.
Pros: Rocking abs. You think you have a six pack? No. You don't.
Cons: Have you seen these legs? I might be a two in the waist but a six in the thighs. These thighs... Don't complain about thunder thighs. And calves. Man. And most of us are a little on the flat chested side, but hey, when I chest the ball there's no risk for breast cancer. Joking.
Soccer Boys. These guys, I swear. They're all soft-core druggies, either super skinny and tall or shorter and fat.
Pros: They run fast. And they're somewhat strong.
Cons: Snap. Those bones are like chicken bones. Anyone could push past them, guaranteed that they run faster.
Volleyball- Now this is a sport I wish I had done as a kid.
Pros: Majority of them are tall and skinny and equally proportioned legs, something I would love to have.
Cons: They're mostly all hoes and have drama problems. Oh wait, that sounds like the softball team. Hmmm, I wonder if they train part-season for softball.
Dancers- I'm so jealous of dancers. They're so graceful.
Pros: Uh hello? Have you heard the ideal is a dancer's legs? They have the perfect balance between muscle and leaness, something I would kill for.
Cons: They're all really short, even compared to the soccer team and the tallest girl on our team is like 5'11". And they remind me a little of a mob, you date one, you date the whole team.
Football- Hahaha dressed up soccer players.
Pros: Our quarterback is so gorgeous, it's crazy. And we've talked! Eep! Okay, sorry for fangirling. Ummm, he looks sooo beautiful?
Cons: We suck. No matter how long they practice, they almost always lose. Last year, we lost our homecoming. Homecoming is supposed to be easy! Ughh. And most of the guys are stupid players.
Tennis- Four words. Asians with shin splints.
Basketball-Hmmm. I dreamed of being a basketball player, but gave up. I can shoot a pretty wicked lay-up, if I do say so myself.
Pros: Mr. Gorgeous plays basketball too. And this one guy I used to like... Anyways, they're really good. And the coach used to be my old gym teacher's daughter who is also my favorite math teacher. Yay. And the girls are really good too, and they're nice and fairly considerate.
Cons: they're pretty notorious for their drinking. The motto is don't get caught. Not don't do it, but don't get caught.
Cross-country/Track- I can't believe I stuck with both for three years.
Pros: Large lungs. Oh yeah, that'a hot. Haha but runners have nice physique.
Cons: Shin splints are a pain in the ass. And puking up DQ is really gross, or just puking in general. The boys have a tendency to do this.
Okay well I need my sleep or else I'll play like poop tomorrow. Night y'all!
Soccer Ladies- These girls are the girls, pretty, smart, and spend twenty minutes jumping into skinnies every morning.
Pros: Rocking abs. You think you have a six pack? No. You don't.
Cons: Have you seen these legs? I might be a two in the waist but a six in the thighs. These thighs... Don't complain about thunder thighs. And calves. Man. And most of us are a little on the flat chested side, but hey, when I chest the ball there's no risk for breast cancer. Joking.
Soccer Boys. These guys, I swear. They're all soft-core druggies, either super skinny and tall or shorter and fat.
Pros: They run fast. And they're somewhat strong.
Cons: Snap. Those bones are like chicken bones. Anyone could push past them, guaranteed that they run faster.
Volleyball- Now this is a sport I wish I had done as a kid.
Pros: Majority of them are tall and skinny and equally proportioned legs, something I would love to have.
Cons: They're mostly all hoes and have drama problems. Oh wait, that sounds like the softball team. Hmmm, I wonder if they train part-season for softball.
Dancers- I'm so jealous of dancers. They're so graceful.
Pros: Uh hello? Have you heard the ideal is a dancer's legs? They have the perfect balance between muscle and leaness, something I would kill for.
Cons: They're all really short, even compared to the soccer team and the tallest girl on our team is like 5'11". And they remind me a little of a mob, you date one, you date the whole team.
Football- Hahaha dressed up soccer players.
Pros: Our quarterback is so gorgeous, it's crazy. And we've talked! Eep! Okay, sorry for fangirling. Ummm, he looks sooo beautiful?
Cons: We suck. No matter how long they practice, they almost always lose. Last year, we lost our homecoming. Homecoming is supposed to be easy! Ughh. And most of the guys are stupid players.
Tennis- Four words. Asians with shin splints.
Basketball-Hmmm. I dreamed of being a basketball player, but gave up. I can shoot a pretty wicked lay-up, if I do say so myself.
Pros: Mr. Gorgeous plays basketball too. And this one guy I used to like... Anyways, they're really good. And the coach used to be my old gym teacher's daughter who is also my favorite math teacher. Yay. And the girls are really good too, and they're nice and fairly considerate.
Cons: they're pretty notorious for their drinking. The motto is don't get caught. Not don't do it, but don't get caught.
Cross-country/Track- I can't believe I stuck with both for three years.
Pros: Large lungs. Oh yeah, that'a hot. Haha but runners have nice physique.
Cons: Shin splints are a pain in the ass. And puking up DQ is really gross, or just puking in general. The boys have a tendency to do this.
Okay well I need my sleep or else I'll play like poop tomorrow. Night y'all!
Saturday, September 1, 2012
Giving Yourself Shin Splints?
Hey y'all, I know it's been a while but soccer and school consume all of my time. Sorry! And lately a nasty cold has been going around and playing in the rain today didn't help it. But yeah today I played a double header and for the first time in history, we beat Carmel which is big. Carmel practically breeds Ethiopian lungs and legs, and the muscles of the USA, and the brains of Asia into one soccer team. So long story short, beating them was amazing.
Anyway, I was wondering if you could give yourself shin splints because I got new shin guards and they don't seem to be the problem but my shins are burning and in pain. Thanks! Bye guys, promise to write soon.
Anyway, I was wondering if you could give yourself shin splints because I got new shin guards and they don't seem to be the problem but my shins are burning and in pain. Thanks! Bye guys, promise to write soon.
Monday, August 20, 2012
Sophomore Year
Hi everyone! So basically this year is super crazy and I don't think I'll be able to blog more as was once promised. I'm sorry. Soccer is killing my free time, and I usually stay up pretty late to finish my homework. But anyway I don't really have anything else to say. Thank you for all the views and see you all soon hopefully!
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